Our instructor was lecturing about self-examination of the breast or testicles when a blond female student asked another male student and me if we ever got an erection while we did self- examination of our testicles. We answered that it was possible that we had.

You know, you don't really want everyone to know when you get aroused. She then asked, "What do you do about it?" We said in unison, "Nothing, why?" She then said, "You mean you go around with a hard p***s all day?" We said no way! She then states, "You mean a man's p***s will go down without having an orgasm?" We both said yes. At which time she says, "I'm going to kill my husband!" The Jackson police were searching for a man they suspected of a string of burglaries.

They had six photographs of the man, all taken in different locations and from different angles.

They sent fax copies of these pictures to police departments all over the country. Several days later, Jackson received a fax report from the blond police chief in a small town in Nebraska. The memo read, "We immediately went to work on those six pictures you sent. We've arrested five of the suspects, and we have the sixth under observation right now. Why does it take 5 brunettes to change a light bulb? To help out the blonde that's been trying for weeks.

A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down a road, but she has to keep the contract and do at least four miles each day. The first day, the blonde does 8 miles.

The boss is extremely impressed. The second day the blonde does 4 miles. The boss is somewhat impressed, but not as much as before. The third day, the blonde does two miles. The boss thinks she is just having a bad day, so he still lets her keep the job.

The fourth day, the blonde only does 1 mile.

The boss asks, "You were doing so well before. Why aren't you doing well now?!" The blonde replies, "I can't get far because each day I'm getting further and further away from the bucket.

" Q: Why do blondes wear panties? A: To keep their ankles warm.

There were three blonds: Mandy, the smartest, Megan, semi-smart and Jackie, really dumb.

They were spies. They were in Russia when they got caught. At Mandy's execution they said: any last words.

So she said Tornado! Tornado! The soldiers left and Mandy went home. On Megan's execution day they said the same thing and she said, Hurricane! Hurricane! Megan joined Mandy back home. On Jackie's execution day they also said the same thing and she answered: Fire! Fire! So they fired and killed her! Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: To keep from bruising their ears. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads. There was a blonde sitting next to a man on an airplane. About 1 hr.

into the flight the pilot comes on and says over the intercom, "One of our four engines is out, we will be about fifteen minutes late arriving." About 30 min. later the pilot comes on the intercom, again and say "There is a second engine out, we will be about 30 min.

late." Fifteen minutes after that the pilot comes on again and says "I'm sorry to say that there is a third engine out, we'll be about 1 hr.

late arriving at our destination.

" The blonde turns to the man and says "Man if that forth engine goes out, we'll be up here all day." Q: Why do blondes wear tight skirts? A: To keep their legs together.