While traveling fro rural Iowa on Interstate 80 heading to Des Moines for an important business meeting, Susie the blonde notices something in the cornfield to her right.

After slowing down, she notices another beautiful blonde woman sitting in a rowboat in the middle of this cornfield rowing franticly, but unable to move much. Susie slammed on her brakes and pulled her new Bmw convertible to the shoulder of the highway. She stormed from the car and ran to the edge of the cornfield in her stylish new heels she had just bought. She then proceede to scream. "You know woman.....it's dumb ass blondes like you who give intelligent blondes like myself a bad name in this world. I swear to you, that if i were able to swim in these heels, I'd swim out there and kick your ass!"