A Blonde Pilot A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She went to the airport, but the only chopper available was a one-seater. The Instructor decided he could let her go up alone since she was already a licensed single-engine airplane pilot and he could instruct her using the radio.

So up the blonde went. She reached 1, 000 feet and everything was going smoothly.

She reached 2, 000 feet. The blonde and the Instructor kept talking via radio.

Everything was going smoothly. At 3, 000 feet the helicopter suddenly came down quickly! It skimmed the top of some trees and crash landed in the woods.

The Instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed out to see if his blonde pupil was okay.

As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was walking out. "What happened?" the Instructor asked. "All was going so well until you reached 3, 000 feet. What happened then?" "Well, " began the blonde, "I started to get really cold, so I turned off the ceiling fan . . . "