Broom To The Ass

2 Indian boys reach the age of manhood at the same time they are from the same tribe. They go to see the medicine man and he tells them their final trip to manhood is for them to go live off the country with nothing but a knife for 9 months. The boys start off down the trail and on the way one of them says hey man winter is coming on, the hell with this lets go to live with the white man. The other boy says no I am going to go thru with this like a true Indian.

So the 2 life time friends separate for their trail of manhood the one going to the woods the other going to the white mans town to live.

9 months later a thin Indian man leaves the woods and enters the white mans town and sees his old friend after talking about their different experiences the town Indian asked have you had any p***y? What um p***y? Asked the woods Indian. The town Indian tells him to go down to the house on the corner and knock and ask for p***y. Being obedient the Woods Indian strides down to the corner and knocks on the door a big busted blonde comes to the door and asked can I help you.Wannum p***y The blonde ask got any experience ? What um experience ? Ask the Indian. She thinks for a few minutes and and says go to the woods and stick your d**k in every hole you see for 3 months. The Indian says hell that is easy I have lived thru the winter with only a knife this will be a breeze 3 months later The same Indian strides in town he doesnt even speak to his friend but walks straight to the house on the corner.

Knocks and says wanna um p***y had em experience. The blonde says ok and takes his hand and leads him upstairs.

He gets in the room and she takes her clothes off he says bend um over she does wondering what he is doing all of a sudden he starts hitting her in the ass with a broom handle she screams in pain and looks at him and says what the hell are you doing???He looks at her and says me check um for bees before I stick me d**k in any more holes.

 

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