A blonde calls her boyfriend and says..
"please come over here and help me, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started.
" Her boyfriend asks, "what's it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "according to the box, it's a tiger.
" Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle pieces spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and say, ....."First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything even resembling a tiger, ...Second, I want you to relax, let's have a nice cup of tea, and then, ......let's put all those Frosted Flakes back in the box. |