Bill was sitting in a bar when john came in with a big smile on his face bill asked what was going on and john replied well you know that new boat i got? bill yeah john well i was out cleaning it and this beautiful blonde walked by and told me that was the nicest boat she had ever seen so i asked her if she wanted to go for a ride sure she says so we went out to the lake and when we got to the middle of the lake i shut off the motor she said whats wrong? i said f**k or swim she told me she that she couldnt swim so we f**ked like rabbits thats pretty lucky there john here let me buy you a beerbrthe next day john came into the bar and was in tears bill asked what wrong john? john replied well you know what happened yesterday? bill ya john well this big boobed red head walked by and told me that i had the nicest boat she had ever seen so i took her for a ride we got out to the middle of the lake again and i cut off the motor and she asked what was going on once again i said f**k or swim by now john was sobbing bill well go on what happened john she pulled off her dress and there was the biggest d**k ive ever seen and bill i can't swim?