A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a Hail Mary. "You mean a Bloody Mary or a Virgin Mary" asks the bartender. "What are those?" the man shoots back. "A Bloody Mary is tomatoe juice, Horseradish, Tobasco, and Vodka, a Virgin Mary is the same without the Vodka. Never heard of a Hail Mary." comes the response. "Its like the Virgin Mary, a bloody mary, only without the Tomatoe Juice." replies the man. "Why do you call it a Hail Mary then?" says the bartender, filling up a glass. The man drains the tall glass at a gulp, and heads back across the room "Its for making long shot passes" he says, the legy blonde at the far end of the bar his clear an unattainable target. After a brief conversation, he orders another up, this one for the lady and whispers to the bartender and when you make a completion with it, you find it's raining pieces of ass ice!"