Dan and Lorne were in an accident, and killed instantly. Upon Dan's arrival to the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. Peter.

"Where is my friend Lorne?" Dan asked. St.

Peter replies, "Well, Lorne was not as fortunate as you.

He went in the other direction instead of getting into Heaven." Dan was bothered by this and asked, "Well, could I see Lorne one more time just to be sure he is OK?" So, Dan and St. Peter walked over to the edge of Heaven and looked down.

There was Lorne, on a sandy beach, with a gorgeous sexy blonde in a bikini, and a keg of beer. "I don't mean to complain, but Lorne seems to have it pretty nice down there in Hell," says Dan. "It's not as it appears to be, says St.

Peter.

"You see, the keg has a hole in it, and the blonde doesn't."