A blonde decides to go horseback riding even though she has no experience and has never ridden a horse in her life. She mounts the horse and it immediately springs into action. Galloping along the blonde begins to lose her seat.
She grabs at the horses' mane but misses. She tries to fling her arms around the horses' neck but cannot do so.
As she realizes she is about to fall she flings herself off the horse but her foot gets caught in the stirrup. Bouncing along with her foot caught in the stirrup her head repeatedly hits the ground and the blonde begins to lose consciousness... then the...
Wal-mart manager rushes over and unplugs the horse.
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