This cute blone goes out shoe shopping one day, without and panties on. While the shoe salesman was trying shoes on her, he looked up her dress, and said, "Damn, I would eat Ice Cream out of that!" The blonde smacks him with her purse and runs out of the store. When her husband got home, she told him that he needs to go down to that shoe store and kick the salesman's ass. He asks her why. She tells him that he looked up her dress and told her that he would eat Ice Cream out of her p***y.

Her husband replise by saying, "I am not going to go down there and kick his ass for two reasons." First, you shouldn't go out of the house without and panties on, and second, I am not going to F**k with a guy who can eat that much Ice Cream!