A blonde is going down the road and she sees another blonde in the middle of a field rowing a boat.

The blonde on the road stops and yells to the other one"Its people like you that give other blondes a bad name.

If I could swim I'd come over there and beat the crap out of you." A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are all sitting in a boat fishing. The Priest gets up and says "I'm going get something to drink.

" then the priest steps out of the boat and walks across the water to get a coke then walks back. A little while later the minister gets up and says that he needs to use the bathroom. The minister steps out of the boat and walks across the water. He quickly uses the bathroom then walks back across the water and sits back in the boat.

The rabbi decides that he wants to try for himself so he gets up and says that he wants to go use the phone so he steps out of the boat and immediatly sinks in the water.

The priest turns to the minister and says hey do you think we should have told him where the rocks are?