This old cowboy lived by himself out on the range. One day he decided he would go to town that night.

He got all cleaned up and put on his best hat and went to town.

He went into the local bar and sit down at the counter to have a beer. A nice looking blonde came in and sit down beside him and ordered herself a drink. She looked over at the old cowboy and asked "are you a real cowboy?" He says back "Well I live on my ranch 30 miles away and ride my horse all day working my cows and when I am done with that I go put up hay for the winter for my cows so yes I would consider myself a cowboy." He looks at her and says "what are you mame?" She says back to him "I am a lesbian." He says "what on earth is that?" She says back "You see that pretty lady sitting over there in that booth?" I would like to take her home and make love to her all night long!" The old cowboy didn't know what to say so he just turned away from her and drank his beer. After a few minutes goes by another pretty red head came in and sit down on the other side of the cowboy and ordered herself a drink. She looks up at the cowboy and says "are you a real cowboy?" He looked back at her and says " you know for 40 years I have ridden all over my ranch on my horse working my cows and put up hay for them in the winter and up till just a few minutes ago I always thought I was a cowboy but I just found out I am a lesbian!"