An old man's son decides to put him in a nursing home. The old man isn't happy about but knows he can't look after himself as well as he used to, so the old man figures he'll spend as least one night in the home to give in a try. The next morning he wakes up with a hard on. Out of nowhere a beautiful blonde nurse comes in and immediatly starts giving him a bj. The old man can't believe his luck.

He gets on the phone and calls his son.

The old man says "Son thank you for putting me in here. I woke up with a hard on this morning and a beautiful nurse came in and gave me the best bj of my life.

The son says "see dad, that place isn't so bad now is it?" Later that afternoon the old man is out taking a stroll with his walker and trips and falls.

Out of nowhere this huge, ugly, hillbilly orderly comes and f**ks him in the ass. The old man is freaked out. He calls his son and says "Son get me the hell out of here. I was out taking a walk and tripped and fell. Then this huge ugly, hillbilly orderly came and f**ked me in the ass. The son says "Well dad, you just got a bj this morning, you got to take the good with the bad." The old man says "No son you don't understand, I get a hard on once a month, I trip and fall three or four times a day.

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