A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes, " the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the 50.

"And by the way, " the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." One day, a blonde went to a ventriloquist show. During the show, the ventriloquist used his "dummy" to make fun of blondes.

The crowd roared with laughter, but the blonde was angry.

Outraged, she stood up and said, "How dare you make fun of blondes!" The ventriloquist replied saying, "Madam, I'm very sorry.

But it's just part of the act.

" The blonde screamed, "You shut up! I'm talking to the little man on your knee!" Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure outhow to get it started." Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.

She let him in and showed him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate, and then...........

", he sighed, "Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."