A great-looking blonde walks into a NYC bank and applies for a 5000 for a trip to Europe.

The loan officer asks for collaterol and she offers the title to her new Mercedes. Needless to say the loan is quickly approved and she is off to Europe.

When she returns, she pays off the loan and the 15 interest on the loan.

The loan officer asks her why she wanted the loan.

"We checked up on you and found you were worth millions. Why would you need to borrow money for a trip?" She answered " Where else can I find a place in New York City to park my car for two weeks for just 15????"