Texas

A well built young man from Texas went to a Hollywood party.

An experienced blonde party-goer invited him upstairs for a private party. Take off your jacket Tex. As he removed his jacket , she remarked " you have a very big chest." He responded, " everything is big in Texas ma-am".

She helped Tex remove his shirt and commented, "your biceps are very large" Tex replied, "everything is big in Texas ma-am". When Tex stepped out of his pants his host said. Your leg muscles are quite large. Tex said "everything is big in Texas ma-am".

Tex started to remove his boxers when the blonde saw his equipment and commented. " those are very large.

" Everything is big in Texas ma-am". She then said " THAT is very long and thick" Tex responded with his usual "everything is big in Texas ma-am".

Tex then lay the blonde on the bed and removed her panties. He took a long good look and asked. " Are you from Texas too ma-am?"

 

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