The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K.

This is a horrible lie! A God fearing decent Christian community cannot tolerate such slander. I am embarrassed and will not accept this.

Now I want the individual who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family!' No one moved. The preacher continued, " Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in our heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression!' Again all was quiet.

Slowly a 'drop dead' gorgeous blonde with a body that would not stop rose from the third pew.

Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, 'Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan. I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets.'