A Sailor met a good looking blonde at the bar and was trying to get laid without much success.

"I don't date servicemen, " she said, "but I am curious as to why you sailors have those two rows of buttons on your pants." "Why, that's because we have two d**ks, " the sailor replied. "Interesting, probably twice as much fun, " replied the blonde, "let's go to my place and try them out.

" So they did, and after the first screwing the blonde says, "Boy, that was sure nice. Now that I'm rested and still horny, I want the other one.

" Whereupon the sailor undid the other side of buttons, pulled out a limp, weary d**k, looked at it and sadly declared, "Well, I'll be damned! He's pouting because he wasn't FIRST!"