A ventriloquist was doing a club tour.

One night, as he ran through his usual repetoire of blonde jokes, a blonde headed woman stood up. "You are such an a*****e!" she yelled. "Thanks to you, nobody takes me seriously! If I get a promotion, it must be because the slutty blonde slept her way to the top! If I got a good grade in school, it must have been because I was sleeping with the teacher. After all, I'm just another stupid blonde, right?" "I'm sorry, ma'am, " the ventriloquist stammered.

"You stay out of this!" she yelled.

"I'm talking to thatlittle bastard on your knee!"