I wasn't sure where to put this so figured what the hey...just put it in jokes. Here goes. Back abt 12 years ago when my daughter was 12, her mother and I were walking in the mall one day.

I was doing my normal looking around, and saw this cute gal walking toward us. My daughter asked me, "Daddy, do you know what "THO" is?". Well I have been around the block a few times and just for the life of me didn't know what she was asking me. I looked at her mother, who only shrugged her shoulders as if saying she didn't know either.

Well, I finally decided I had to know what "THO" was and asked my darling little 12 year old blue eyed she devil what it meant...

"Daddy, that blonde walking toward us has it...it is "Titty Hard On"". Now, for someone who has been around the block, I was floored. This coming out of the mouth of my baby girl. Hope you thought it was at least a little funny. Nite all.