A motorcycle cop was on patrol one bright sunny December afternoon when he came upon a line of cars stopped at a light with horns blasting. He stopped behind the last car in line. Then he noticed the reason for the noise. The light directing that lane of traffic was green. He pulled out of line and stopped alongside of the first car in line to see what the problem was. The car was a big brown Cadillac driven by a blonde. He motioned her to roll down her window, which she promptly did.

He then asked her why she was stopped when the light was green. She said, "Oh, because I'm on my way to my sister's house which is that way.

" and she pointed to the right.

The motorcycle cop said, "Well, go ahead! The light is green." The blonde responded with, "Yes, I know, but the sign under the light says: "Right Turn On Red.'" Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm Sorry." At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles and twitters, "Will it take ME?"