A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't.

" "Well, if I pay you 100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets 80 and the girls get 20." Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the madame responded, "Why yes sir, this IS a union house." The man asked, "And if I pay you 100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get 80 and the house gets 20." "That's more like it!" the UPS man said.

He looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night." "I'm sure you would, sir," said the madame, then, gesturing to an obese fifty-five year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority.

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