The union man A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No, " she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't.

" "Well, if I pay you 100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets 80 and the girls get 20, " she answered. Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.

" The man asked, "And if I pay you 100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get 80 and the house gets 20.

" "That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam 100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

"I'd like her, " he said. "I'm sure you would, sir, " said the Madam.

Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."