Airhead erhed n.What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Argument argyoument n.A discussion that occurs when you're right but he just hasn't realized it yet. Balance the checkbook balens da chekbuk v.To go to the cash machine and hit "inquire". Bar-be-que barbiq n.You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat, cleaned everything up, but he "made the dinner". Blonde jokes blond joks n.Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

Cantaloupe kantelope n.Gotta get married in a church. Childbirth childbrth n.You get to go through 36 hours of contractions he gets to hold your hand and say, "Focus...breath..push...Good Girl!" Diet Soda dyit soda n.

A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a pound of MampM chocolate covered peanuts.

Eternity eternitee n.

The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise exersiz v.To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Hair Dresser hare dreser n.Someone, who is able to create a style, you will never be able to duplicate again. See also "Magician". Lipstick lipstik n.On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth.

On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear.

Valentine's Day valentinez dae n.A day , when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card. Waterproof Mascara wahtrpruf maskarah n.Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

Zillion zilyen n.

The number of times you ask someone to take out the trash, then end up doing it yourself anyway