Q: How do you get a blonde to drown herself? A: Put a scratch 'n sniff perfume sample on the bottom of a swimming pool. Next: Two blondes went shopping one day in the one blonde's new BMW convertible. As they exited the mall, the owner of the car said, "Oh, no! I locked my keys in the car!" Her friend said, "That's no problem. We'll use this old coathanger and try to get the lock open." The friend tried and tried to open the door with the hanger, but to no avail.

Breathless, she turned to the blonde who owned the car and said, "It's just no use. I can't get the door open." The other blonde said, "Well, you'd better figure out something fast. It's beginning to rain, and I left the top down." And finally: A man who was out doing lawn work one day saw his blonde neighbor come out of her house, walk to her mailbox, open it, peek inside, slam it shut, and go back into the house.

A few minutes later, she came out and did the same thing over again. The man was puzzled. Not long after, the blonde came outside, went to her mailbox, and did the same thing over yet again.

The man began to get really curious when he observed her do the same thing three more times.

The next time she came out and went to her mailbox, he stopped her. "Excuse me, " he said.

"I couldn't help but notice that this is the sixth time you've come to your mailbox, looked inside, and gone back inside your home. Do you mind if I ask why?" The blonde said, "I just can't figure it out.

My computer keeps saying, 'You've got mail!' but there's nothing in this mailbox.

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