Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. Man with hand in pocket feel c**ky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who lives in glass house should screw in basement Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. Man who farts in church sits in own pew. Crowded elevator smells different to midget.