Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away! Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ...

My Jaw !!! I'm not wearing any pants. You have been very naughty! Go to my room! Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

When God made you, he was showing off It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!