Three men were lost in the desert.

When they spot, what they first think is a mirage.

Starving, thirsty and exhausted, they aproached a home with a big fat ugly lady blocking the door. When they reach her she says, "I won't let anyone pass to eat the food inside, unless they have sex with me first." The most thirsty one agrees. She allows him to pass and closes the door.

Once inside he see all kinds of food, in particular some cucumbers. "Alright.

" he says, " I can only do this if you lay down and have your eyes closed." She thinks nothing of it and does it. Afterwards he throws a "wet" cucumber out the side window. Satified, she allows him to leave with a bag full of food and ask to let the next guy in. The next guy comes in and has the same idea. As he is packing up a bag of food, the last guy wonders around to the side of the house and finds the cucumbers.

When the second guy exits the house the third not to bright guy runs up to his friends, "Hey, why you two were in there f**king that big, ugly, fat lady, I just found and ate 2 juicy cucumbers." A few of you may not get this joke. Those of you who watched America Pie, "where he's trying to put cream in the pie and his dad walks in" and think to yourself, " I hate it when that happens." Won't.