A lady walks into the drugs store, and asked the pharmacist for a prescription for cyanide. The pharmacist tells her he couldn't possibly filled that order it's against the law.The lady looks at him, and explains its for her no good cheatin husband.

The pharmacists says to her, "Lady..

if I give you the cyanide, I could go to prison.

" She reaches into her purse, pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the phamacists wife. The pharmascists takes one look and says, "Well..

thats different, your didn't tell me you had a prescription."