An old cowboy dressed to kill with western shir, hat, jean's, boot's, and chap's.Went in to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink she turned to him and asked "are you a real cowboy?" To which he said."Well I have spent my whole life on a ranch, herding cow's, breaking horse's, mending fence's.So I guess I am." After that he asked her what she was.She relied, "I'm a lesbian, I spend my whole day thinking about women.As soon as I get up in the morning, I start thinking about women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, every thing seem's to make me think about women." A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.A couple sat down next to him and asked.

"Are you a real cowboy?" He said 'I alway's thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."