Sung to the tune of Ricky Nelsons Garden Party. Went to a masturbating party-- my new friends all were there. Guys and Dolls, tits and balls-- there was magic in the air! The pizza showed up early and much to our surprise, the Dominos girl was wearing pearls-- had a twinkle in her eyes. Well its all right now.

We learned some new tricks well. And when we cant please everyone, well, we can please ourselves! Yes its all right now. I learned my lessons well. And if I cant play with her tonight, Ill just play with myself!