An Ode To Oral Sex

P***s breath, a lover's dread is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee it's times like this, you wounder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's to late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run So when the f**ks he gonna cum Just, when you can't take anymore you hear your lovers mighty roar And when he hits that real high note You feel it oozung down your throat Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff Okay, already thats enough Lets switch you say, before you gag And what's your revenge, your on the rag.

 

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