A man?s wife asked him to go to the store to buy her some cigarettes.

So he walked down to the store, only to find it closed. He went into a nearby bar to get cigarettes from the vending machine.

At the bar he noticed a beautiful woman and he started talking to her. They had a couple of drinks, one thing led to another, and they ended up in her apartment. After they had their fun he realized it was 3 a.m.

"Oh no" he said "it's so late, my wife's going to kill me. Do you have some talcum powder, which he proceeded to rub on his hands.

Then he went home. His furious wife was waiting for him in the doorway "Where the hell have you been" I was about to call the police. "Well honey, it's like this. I went to the store, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine I saw this great looking woman there and we had a few drinks and on thing led to another, and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah" Let me see your hands." She saw that his hands were covered with powder. "You liar! You went bowling again."