The Pope and Bill Clinton die on exactly the same day. But due to a clerical error, the Pope is sent to hell and Bill Clinton up to heaven. Naturally, the Pope is a little distressed by this turn of events. So he goes to see Beelzebub. Old Satan can't apologise enough and promises it'll be sorted out in a day. And in due course The Pope finds himself on his way up to heaven. At the same time, of course, Clinton is on his way to eternal damnation and the two cross paths. "Well," says the Pope "I'm glad that's been sorted out. I'm So looking forward to meeting the Virgin Mary." " Virgin Mary?" says Clinton " I think your a day late for that."