This lady has a problem and goes to see a doctor. He examines her and tells her she has crabs. She asks him how one gets crabs? He tells her from having sex. She replies that she is a 60 year old virgin and that he has to be wrong. He suggests that she get a second opion that there was another doctor down stairs that he went to school with and that he would call. She sees the second doctor and he also tells here that she has crabs. She replies that she was told that the only to get them was from having sex. He replies, that is right. She again complains.

With this he suggests that she go across town to see his old professor who still has a practice. She went there and he examined her and asked her what his two boys had told her? She told him they said crabs.

He laughed and said that they had never seen this condition before.

She has fruit flies. HER CHERRY SPOILED.