Bob goes to the doctor and complains "Doc I gotta BIG problem, sometimes my p***s turns orange". "well, lets see what you got", said the doc. Bob drops his undies and sure enough it was orange......

not just orange but VERY BRIGHT ORANGE! Doc, I dunno what the deal is! sometimes its orange sometimes its not. I never know when its gonna happen! The doc rubs his chin and says "ok, lets run some tests now while its orange, and when its the normal color come back and we'll run more tests and compare results".

A couple of days go by and Bob returns for the 2nd set of tests. When the results come in there were no changes. "I'm confused", says the doc. Everything is the same. So the doc goes into a battery of questions........... What do you do for a living?........ I'm a computer tech Do you have to touch any chemicals at work?.......

"nope" Are you exposed to radiation?.....

"no more than anyone else that plays on computers" What do you after work?..........

"Nothing" What do you do for hobbies?...... "Nothing" Do you frequent prostitutes? .......

"Hell no" Do you do any recreational drugs?..... "Nope" The doc soon grows weary! "So let me see if I understand you correctly". "You go to work and then you go home and do absolutley nothing until you go back to work the next day"?........... Bob looks at the floor kind of embarassed and replies "Well sometimes I sit around watchin' pornos and eatin' chee-tos"!!!!!!!!!