Bob goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm having trouble getting my p***s erect, can you help me?" After a complete examination, the doctor tells him, "Well, the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your p***s are damaged. There's really nothing we can do for you unless you are willing to try an experimental treatment." Bob asks sadly, "What is this treatment?" "Well, " the doctor says, "what we should do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your p***s." Bob thinks about it silently and says, "Well, the thought of going through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for it." A few weeks after the operation, Bob was given the green light to use his improved equipment.

He planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. In the middle of dinner, he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being uncomfortable. To release the pressure, Bob unzipped his fly. His p***s immediately sprang from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll and returned to his pants. His girlfriend was stunned at first and then said with a sly smile, "That was incredible! Can you do that again?" Bob replied, "Well I guess so, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my ass".