Escape From Prison

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runsaway, he finds a house & breaks into it, looking for money & guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed & ties him up in a chair.While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up & goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes!He probably spent lots of time in jail & hasn't seen a woman in years.I saw how he kissed your neck.

If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you.....

just give him satisfaction.This guy must be dangerous & if he gets angry may kill us.

Be strong, honey.

I love you." To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck.

He was whispering in my ear.

He told me he's gay, thought you were cute & asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too.

 

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