There was this priest who had died.

The police called the convent to have 3 nuns come down to identfiy his body.

The 3 nuns showed up and decided to go in one at a time. The first nun goes in and finds out that the priest had died w a hard on. She instantly gets aroused. She figures no one will ever find out, so she gets on and rides him. when she was finished she goes out to the 2 other nuns. The second nun goes in and finds he has a hard on and figures no one will ever know. She gets ontop and rides him too. Then she goes out to join the other 2 nuns. The third nun goes in to identfiy the priest and finds he has a hard on and walks out to the other nuns. The 2 nuns that had already seen the priest asked her if she had done anything. The 3rd nun replyed no i'm on my period. tThe 1St nun says hes dead he'll never know, so the 3rd nun goes back in.

She starts riding him. All of a sudden the 2 nuns hear the 3rd nun scream and run in the room to find the priest sitting up. The 1rst nun says this isn't possiable you were dead.

The priest looked at all 3 nuns and says well if u had 2 jump starts and a blood transfusion you would come back to life too.