God says to Adam, "I have some good news and some bad news, what do you want to hear first?" Adam says, "Tell me the good news first.

" God says, "I'm going to give you a p***s and a brain. You'll derive from these, great pleasure and great intellect." Adam replies, "Wonderful! But what's the bad news?" God says, "I'm only going to give you enough of a blood supply to work one at a time.

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