Little Leroy goes to school. His first class is English.

The teacher asks the kids to say what they ate for breakfast and then spell it. Little Lucy says "toast t o a s t." Little Lashonda says "eggs e g g s." Little Leroy says "f**kin nothing f u c k i n g n o t h i n g." The teacher stands him in the corner till lunch.

After lunch Little Leroy is allowed to take his seat. The first class after lunch is geography. The teacher wants to know where the Polish border lies. Little Leroy shoots up his hand and says, "He's at home lying on top of my mom. That's why I got f**king nothing for breakfast!"