Jans hormones are out of control - the doc tells her that to correct the balance, hes putting her on mens testerone temporarily & hell bring her in to monitor her progress. As luck would have it, the docs mother turns seriously ill & he leaves town several weeks to be with her. The doc returns & brings Jan in for an examination. Hes alarmed when he sees shes sporting a beard - but controls himself. He tells her " Jan, please remove your blouse." she does & he sees thick, chest hair. The doc cant contain himself " HOLY SHIT " he exclaims, " Im immediatly cutting off your medication - you have more chest hair than me! " Jan scratches her hairy chin, puts a hairy leg up on the stool, leans over at him, and in a husky voice says, " That ain t nuthin doc, you should see the hair round my BALLS ! "