An 83 year old man goes to his church and goes into the confessional. The man tells the father that he had sex with this large breasted 21 year old beautiful woman for 4 hours, made her cum 5 times and he came twice and never lost his erection.

The father said "For your sin my son you must repent and say 5 our fathers and come to church every day for the next year" The old man responded "What are you crazy I am jeswish" The priest responded "Then why are you telling me!!!" The old man said "I am not just telling you.

I am telling everyone!"