King Arthur is planning on going away on one of his long crusades which usually last a couple months. He is very protective over his wife and wants to ensure her faith- fullness to him. So he decides to visit his loyal blacksmith and asks him to create a full-proof chastity belt. The blacksmith acknowledges his wishes and proceeds to create a chastity belt using the finest materials available in the kingdom and with dedicated workmanship. After one week of toiling away in the shop, the chastity belt is completed and the blacksmith presents the piece of art to King Arthur.

King Arthur looks at the chastity belt and a smile creeps into his face. "Yes, this chastity belt is of fine quality...but what is this? There is a HOLE right in the middle of it! What good is a chastity belt with a hole in the middle of it?!!" King Arthur says.

The blacksmith shrudely replies, "Ahhh, my majesty, this is no ordinary chastity belt. It has special properties -- allow me to demonstrate". The blacksmith grabs a broom and shoves the handle into the hole existing in the middle of the chastity belt. In a flash, a guilotine blade from within the belt bolts out and slices the broom stick handle into two pieces. "Why, that's perfect! This is indeed a fine piece of workmanship. I can concentrate on my crusade knowing that my wife will remain chaste!" exclaims King Arthur. So off goes King Arthur on his crusade and after he achieves victory, he comes back into his kingdom.

When he meets with the knights of the Round Table, all of the knights have the tip of their p***s cut off except for Sir Lancelot.

King Arthur curses all of the knights for attempting to sleep with his wife, but he praises Sir Lancelot. "Lancelot, you are truly my most loyal knight! To show my gratitude, I shall grant you any wish that you desire, " King Arthur says. "Phthell, Ith wouldth liketh to geth my tongueth backth ifth ith wouldn'th be too muchth throubleth!" blurts out Lancelot.