As sent to me by my friend. No offense meant to any one.

LIZBONICS:1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?... A licker cabinet.2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?... A Klondyke.3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?...

Militia Etheridge.4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?...

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?... Fur Traders.6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called ?...

A Lickalotapuss.7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?... Well Hung.8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?...

She was found face down in Ricki Lake.9.

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?...

Even the pool table doesn't have balls.10. What do you call lesbian twins?...

Lick-a likes.11.

What's the definition of confusion?...

Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?... One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.