A man with a 25 inch p***s goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, no woman will have sex with me because I have a 25 inch p***s. Is there anything you can do for me?" he asks. "I am sorry, there is nothing I can do." replies the doctor. "But I do know of someone that might be able to help." "Who is it?" the man asks. "Drive out of town and head due east until you come to a forest. About a mile into the forest you will come to a house where a witch lives. She might be able to help you." the doctor replies.

The man follows the doctors instructions and reaches the witch's house. "How may I help you?" the witch asks.

"No woman will sleep with me because I have a 25 inch p***s" the man replies. "Is there anything you can do to help me?" "I have no spell or potion that will help you" replies the witch.

"But I do know of something that might help you." "What is it?" the man asks. "Continue on deeper into the woods until you see a pond. In the pond is a frog. When you see him, ask him to marry you" replies the witch. The man leaves the witch's house and soon comes to the pond.

He see a frog sitting on a lily pad. He calls out to the frog, "Froggy, will you marry me?" The frog looks back at him and replies, "No." The man begins to feel movement in his pants.

He opens them up and sees that his p***s has shrunk 5 inches. "I can't believe it" he says. "That's truly amazing. However, 20 inches is still to long." He calls to the frog again, "Froggy, will you marry me?" The frog again looks back and replies, "No." The man looks down and sees his p***s shrink another 5 inches.

"That's great" the man says. "But I think 10 inches will be the perfect size.

" The man calls to the frog once again, "Froggy, will you marry me?" The frog turns around and angrily yells "For the last time! No! No! No!"