Donna arrived home from work early one day & found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman."That's it!" she shouted, "I'm leaving & I'm not coming back!" "Wait honey, " Glen pleaded, "Can't you at least let me explain?" "Fine, let's hear your story, " Donna replied. "Well, I was driving home when I saw this poor young lady sitting at the side of the road, barefoot, torn clothes, covered in mud & sobbing, " explained Glen. "I immediately took pity on her & asked if she would like to get cleaned up.She got into the car & I brought her home.After she took a shower, I gave her a pair of the underwear that doesn't fit you anymore, the dress that I bought you last year that you never wore, the pair of shoes you bought but never used & even gave her some of the turkey you had in the refrigerator but didn't serve to me." "Then, " Glen continued, "I showed her to the door & she thanked me.As she was walking down the step, she turned around & asked me, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'"