A little old lady with dementia is wheeling herself around the nursing home. She would pass by a certain patients door and he would step out and say "Whoa there young lady I'm going to have to see some ID" Well she would pick some lint out of her pocket and he would let her go on round and round. One day She was wheeling especially fast and weaving a little down the hall.

The old man stepped out into the hall and said "Whoa I think you've had a little too much to drink" "but I haven't drank a thing" The old man pulls out his p***s and says"then you won't mind taking this breathanalyzer test"!