Paddy and Mic where flying a plain from London to New York. On the way the cloud started to clase in, so they could only see a few hunders feet. On aproch to New York, the air trafic controlers told them which runway to land on. Paddy lind up to the heading he was given and droped down below the clouds.

Looking out the window to see the runway before him.

Mic says "How can we land on on that this look how short it is.

" "I" Paddy says, "But Look how F**king wide it is!"