SEX SEX is My Fav.

Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die wout SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.

LOVE AND SEX Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game! GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all ur n let me suffer 4 U NIGHT PRAYER Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

GUYS Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks WOMENS NEEDS There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: A Jaguar in her garage, A mink in hercloset, A tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills Triplets or Twins he wanted triplets, she wants twins, Let them get in bed and see who wins! Virginity is like a balloon Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever! Operator This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you Suspense how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? .......... ........... . ..tell you later !!!